14th Aug2008

And the winner of the worst writing of 2008 is …

by Aaron

From CNN:

SAN JOSE, California (AP) — A grotesque comparison of a steamy love affair to a New York City street has won a Washington man this year’s grand prize in an annual contest of bad writing.

Garrison Spik, a 41-year-old communications director and writer, took top honors in San Jose State University’s 26th annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest with this opening sentence to a nonexistent novel:

“Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning rubber, and like the city their passion was open 24/7, steam rising from their bodies like slick streets exhaling warm, moist, white breath through manhole covers stamped ‘Forged by DeLaney Bros., Piscataway, N.J.”‘

The contest is named after Victorian novelist Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton, whose 1830 novel “Paul Clifford” famously begins “It was a dark and stormy night.”

Entrants are asked to submit bad opening sentences to imaginary novels. Awards are given for many categories, including awards for “purple prose” and “vile puns.” The top winner receives a $250 prize.

Other noteworthy submissions:

“‘Toads of glory, slugs of joy,’ sang Groin the dwarf as he trotted jovially down the path before a great dragon ate him because the author knew that this story was a train wreck after he typed the first few words.”

– Alex Hall, Greeley, Colorado

“Like a mechanic who forgets to wipe his hands on a shop rag and then goes home, hugs his wife, and gets a grease stain on her favorite sweater — love touches you, and marks you forever.”

– Beth Fand Incollingo, Haddon Heights, New Jersey

12th Aug2008

Approaching the On-ramp

by Aaron

Oprah, I quezshun ur tastes

Yesterday was finally the day I began working on my outline for Spirit Hackers. I had thought for a bit on how to do this (computer, dictation, etc) and I finally decided to go at it ‘old school’ and get out my Lefty Notebook (did you even know those existed?!?) and get some basic ideas down on the page. One thing that I wasn’t expecting was my wife to engage me in conversation about the book and what plot I had figured out so far. To my surprise, there wasn’t much that I really knew of the book or the story at all. I really just had a basic premise, my character names, and my title. This is where I know my wife rules.

She seemed a bit confused in what the story was, even after I explained it a few times. In doing this, I saw that my story didn’t make sense and by getting frustrated in the point not getting across, I realized I had a lot of work to do. For the next half-hour we talked about the story and why the characters were doing what they did. I bounced some ideas off of her and she provided some of her own. It was the spark I needed.

I proceeded to get some basic, yet important information down for all four characters in the book: backstory and motivation. I also hammered out some possibilities for the consequences of the antagonist’s actions. I was also able to link up the M.C.’s role into the possible climax of the book. The page I began still isn’t full, but at the same time I have some good details figured out. At this point I believe I need to get each person rounded out and then I can also work on the timeline of the story & back-story. Once those are set, I can begin re-writing the book.

I’ve updated my sidebar removing the indefinitely-on-hold Mars story and adding a lot of N/A’s for S.H. I think that the pages I had written will be scrapped, to forever live in a junk file in my ‘Writings’ folder. I don’t want to get rid of them but I think that starting with a clean slate will work best for me. It’s a good feeling so far and I think that I can do this. My goal is to make this the best book I can write and really get it out for agent representation. Of course only time will tell how realistic that is, but I want to be a writer. I want to be a published writer. I want my name out there somewhere, even if I only sell a few copies. I want to be Aaron Crocco: Published Author!

08th Aug2008

A Quick Hello

by Aaron

I wanted to get in a quick post to everyone and let you all know that I’m currently working on some new things to blog about and also a potential new writing setup I may use in the coming weeks. I hope to post more about that in the forthcoming days.

For now, the ever-insightful Melanie Avila posted this great video to her site the other day. If you have ever used a word processing program in your life, you should find this really funny. I laughed out loud while watching and I hope you all enjoy it.

Everyone have a great weekend and enjoy the Olympics if you’re watching them. I’ll be back shortly to give you more thoughts from my brain!

06th Aug2008

Re-Focusing, or how I intend to write again

by Aaron

Well I’ve certainly been out of touch with everyone since my last post, which was many days ago. Unlike my normal posting schedule, I needed to lament in the words I posted last week and really think about what is going on in my life and why my writing has taken a turn towards the non-existent. I would like to first thank everyone who commented on the last post with their words of encouragement and support. I am grateful to have supportive C.N. visitors but I also don’t want to get out of this community that I’m just starting to immerse myself in. I think it’s important to outline what is going on in my life, some thoughts I have and then let you all know what I have in store.

For starters, my post schedule is going to need change for this blog. My job has a constantly-changing schedule and beginning last night I began working nights. I’ve been dreading this for weeks and I am personally not happy with the fact that I am now down to a very short amount of time to spend with my wife. Additionally, this changes a lot of how much free time I have. Previous to starting this blog, I wrote the Robert book in my time between getting home from work and when my wife came home from her job. That hour or so meant I got some good writing time in. Well that schedule is long gone and I personally felt I didn’t have enough free time. That combined with work frustration meant my writing drive diminished.

Another issue is that I can be lazy at times. It isn’t necessarily lazy in a bad sense, it’s more that other things I want to do push writing off to the side. Perhaps I felt writing was becoming a chore? I am not sure. What I do know is that I want to get back on track. My new night shift means I have many hours each morning with nothing to do. There is already almost nothing on my TiVo. This is the perfect opportunity to get my ass in gear.

So here is where I intend to go from here:

1. On some great reflection and advice of Auria Cortes, I am going to re-work my plan for Spirit Hackers. I am going to sit down and outline the story. While I don’t like to do outlines, I feel having direction will give me motivation to write because I will know where the story is going. I would like to have it all hammered out within a week or so.

2. Once the outline is complete for S.H. I plan on setting a daily writing goal. I don’t know what it will be yet, but I would like to get at least 1,000 words written each day. I will adjust it as needed but I think this is a good starter length.

3. My posts here on Copious Notes will change their schedule a little. Due to my hours and days off changing I will need to find different times to blog and also I may need to move certain posts to different days. I already know Lyrically Speaking will almost definitely be moved. I’m not sure about my other scheduled posts. I also believe more posts will come either early in the mornings or late at night as my schedule permits.

4. Most importantly I want to get back to basics. I want to re-discover my passion for writing. I want to see this great idea for a book that I have in S.H. and get it down to paper. A big factor in a diminished drive is probably pressure I’ve put on myself to get this ‘great book’ written because in my mind it is a great story. I need to stop that pressure and again this is where I think an outline will help me.

Any suggestions or thoughts from you guys are always welcome and appreciated. I had four days off in a row due to the schedule transition, so I’ve been a bit out of the loop with reading all your blogs. I’m working on catching up, so expect me to be back on your comments list shortly.

Again, I appreciate all your support so far and for sticking around as you see a writer hit the wall and attempt to break through such a large roadblock. You guys are the best.

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